Me: Mom, I know what I want as my last meal before college.
Mom: What’s that?
Me: Dinosaur chicken nuggets.
Mom: are you–
Me: I’m not kidding.
Me: Make sure it has at least 10 stegosauruses.
update: I leave for college tomorrow
update: the stegosaurus won
after school snack:
I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu
I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees.
If I’m ever not please tell me
I’m happy because they put bisexual >O<
*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar*
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS
*breaks down in tears on your chest*
This applies to every show ever
when your parents tell you to go out and get some fresh air