• Friend: I haven't read since school got out lol
  • Me: I have.
  • Friend: oh, cool. What have you read?
  • Me: um.
  • Me:
  • Me: ... Stuff by independent authors online???
  • Friend: Oh, what genre?
  • Me: uh... Romance???
  • Friend: You sap.
  • Friend: (leaves)
  • Me:
  • Me: I was reading fan fiction you uncultured swine.
  • Me: gay ships are yay ships