snapchatting:

petition to change Earth’s name to Gay Planet 69

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via aphfandoms)

officialaphnetherlands:

when will himaruya return from the war

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"I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult."

words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

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idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via bad-bands-and-fandoms)

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(via thechamberofsecrets)

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via maryplak)

refreshes:

when someone gives you an irrelevant opinion you didnt ask for

image

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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sassingintothevoid:

shootingstarsblessing:

Do you ever just stop and think

Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?

damn

(via sourpatchlesbians)